hotmartyr


My name's Fred, I'm 22 and I'm from Mississippi. Someone take me away from here.
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bbyjswag:

me right now in bed
continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teenager arrested for threatening tweet to airline
(Photo via Twitter)
Dutch police have arrested a 14-year-old girl in Rotterdam after she sent a tweet threatening American Airlines on Sunday.
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That’s what she gets.  And her friend.  More kids should get arrested for stupid pranks, like this.
fuckthatshit-sexyboys:

Hahahahhahaaha

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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hellophone:

Fck standards